I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it
Giraffe-taur drops a quarter: the crappy comic.
So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg
1.The second sentence is false.
2.The first sentence is true.
3.The two sentences above are a part of a paradox, but not the one below.
4.The third statement true, but the sixth is false.
5.Don’t believe the fourth sentence.
6.Number three is a statement.
WARNING: Trying to solve this will result in a paradox.
7. All warnings should be ignored
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YOU COULD HAVE A MAGIC TREE TATTOO THAT CHANGES WITH THE SEASONS
This is INSANELY cool. Until someone hacks the software and you end up with an ad for Viagra on your arm.
we are the future
Part 2 of my favourite text posts
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm
…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain. He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.
Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?
Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.
when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?”